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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

No, not a chance

What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do all Koreans look like K-pop idols?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you identify a woman player?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

No go.

How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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